mike (digitalsushi) wrote,
mike
digitalsushi

ouch

i just experienced hell in my bathroom. new soap. it does something called "exfoliate". here's the webster's definition for 'exfoliate':

ex·fo·li·ate Pronunciation Key (eks-fol-ee-ate)
v. ex·fo·li·at·ed, ex·fo·li·at·ing, ex·fo·li·ates
v. tr.

1. To make mike whine like a little bitch
2. To emasculate a male's skin until it is so soft and pretty he gets excited

But, going with the first one tonight, folks. Although I headed into definition two -- it smelled like fresh berries! Berries!!!
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