We're bombing the Arabians 'cause they invented the number zero. Zero? Those sick bastards! That goes against everything this country stands for!
My netgear router exploded!
ok it didnt explode.
i think it got struck by lightning though. it's dead. well. the lights still work.
it was 100 bucks too! ><
now i need a new one. or few. gah. gaaaaaah.