June 1st, 2004

@#$^

i went out to the longhorns to drop off an app i grabbed.

me: hi! i'm mike! *shakes hands with dude* I'd like to drop off an application!
dude: ok ... *looks it over* The guy, Matt, is outback. I'll go get him and you guys can sit down and talk!
me: *thinking: W00T!!!* ok.
dude: *looks over app* do you have ANY experience doing this?
me: nope! *big stupid grin*
dude: k. i'll be right back.

doot doot doot

dude: ok mike, i just talked to matt and actually, he has a whole bunch of people he's got to interview.
me: *looks at guys standing around doing nothing* ah, ok.
dude: yeah. i mean, we'll obviously want to hire people who know how to bring food to a table first.
me: uh huh.
dude: yeah so. anyways.
me: right, expect a call, gotcha. *walks out, dejected*

No problem!

Every single day, stress comes in every way
I ain't got no time for nobody
My style is rich, dope, phat in which
We'll make a cake that looks rich

Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl
Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl

Baking a cake, yes, means you gotta try
I'm doing this for years, but don't ask me why

Butter butter butter joins the bowl
We're making us a cake that you never seen before
Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll
Cheap cheap cheap's the name of my soul

The other day, I was called a little turkey
But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky!

Put the cake in the oven for a while
Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
Put the cake in the oven for a while
Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
Here, I got a little sample
'Cause ample time's just what we don't have

A chicken in the kitchen is making all the sound
The cake is done while we were sitting around

All we gotta do is apply the final touches
Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches
The perch goes here, the clam goes there
The litte tiny shrimps just go everywhere
Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle
Seafood cake comes just like the riddle

OK, OK, that wasn't so hard, was it?