June 15th, 2004

A rant

I crashed into a deer today
and it was mightly gay
I say that in the stupid way
and not like our friend Jai,

The headlights came undone you see
when down the deer did stoop
and nothing there was left of him
except for pellet poop

the corner panel is in shambles
cased in offroad mud,
the license plate was painted in
a fair array of blood

Valjean paid out the same damned cash
to have his small Cosette
"1600 for your sacrifice"?
It's 1600 debt!

a thousand to the greedy mofos
raped by damn insurance
the last to rent a tiny car
that tests my last endurance

I guess that here by whining I might
make my troubles moot,
so doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot
doot doot doot doot doot!